I’D FORGOTTEN HOW LONG IT HAD BEEN!
all i want for christmas is you (to be real you fictional piece of shit)
When a writer kills off a character
When you kill off your own character
when a character kills off a writer
the only fandom in which this is possible
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”
I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time
I actually really like this one. I hope everyone else does too!
Word count in the HP Series:
Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227
Word count in the LOTR Series:
The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462
This changed me
Holy shit. Well that puts things in perspective.
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
I love them so much. I’m going to edit it tomorrow and then put it in the queue. I’m actually really proud of it.
it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction
It’s not a true obsession until you run out of fanfiction to read.
and shit gets real when you start writing fanfiction
And now it’s completed on FF.Net! [x]
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?