thetimelordwizard:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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Inventing whole new words when writingimage

goesdownwithship:

supercalifraginatural:

grandpacain:

What you get when you watch this video:

  • The catchiness of Blurred Lines while maintaining your self-respect
  • An education!

I love this video because

a) it takes the catchy tune of a disgrace of a song and turns it into something glorious

b) includes the line “Get out of the gene pool” and any song with that line deserves everything

we should make this more popular than blurred lines

beastlyworlds:

Charlie Weasley at work in the dragon nursery

Chapter 3 of Mean is up!

I wouldn’t mind a little love on it ;)


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the-lady-of-reichenbach:

smaugnussen:

goddessofsax:

Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.

dont let the fanfic writers see this

too late

billiondollarsuperhero:

glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA

AND THEN

YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT. 

Yes

mypocketshurt90:

lemon3ram2xtk:

The Greyback Effect

I will always wonder how that child would be…

And one day that that kid would meet Scorpius Malfoy’s son, “Fangs, constantly changing nose, enchanting beauty, red hair, and a baguette?  You must be a Weasley…..”

the-padfoots:

Knowing his godfather will not approve of skipping class to see The Bent-Winged Snitches, Teddy Lupin calls for some spiritual intervention.

Survey #131 : Personal About Me

surveyhaven:

Last Person That

1. Slept in your bed besides you? — Does my cat count? Other than that, it would probably have been my cousin haha

2. Saw you cry? — Hmm… I haven’t cried in front of anyone in a while… Maybe when I watched The Fault in Our Stars with my mum?

3. You went to the movies with? — Mum

4. You went out to dinner with? — My friends

5. You talked on the phone to? — My brother

6. Made you laugh? — Myself :P Nah, it was Mum

Would You Rather

1. Pierce your nose or your tongue? — Nose

2. Be serious of be funny? — Funny

3. Drink whole or skimmed milk? — Ew neither

4. Die in a fire or drowning? — I literally think about this all the time and I never have an answer. Like fire would be blistering painful death but drowning would be like all this air pressure and you would be in so much pain and you could see the top of the ocean which would suck because you’re so close but not close enough

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? — Parents! I love them!

Are You?

1. Simple or complicated? — I have no idea… I think I’m rather simple but maybe other people think I’m complicated?

2. Straight, gay or bisexual?✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

3. Tall or short? — Short :( 163 cm (I honestly don’t find it that short but then I meet people and everyone is taller than me so I’m always just like hmmm….)

4. Right handed or left handed? — Right

5. A lover of music or a lover of books? — Both

Do You Prefer

1. Flowers or sweets? — Sweets! You can’t eat flowers!

2. Grey or black? — Grey. I own so many grey clothes and it sucks because I can never wear them together :P

3. Colour photos or black-and-white photos? — Colour

4. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset

5. M&Ms or Skittles? — M&Ms

6. Staying up late or waking up early? — Staying up late

7. Sun or moon? — Sun

8. Winter or Autumn? — Autumn

9. 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? — 2 best friends

10. Rainy or sunny? — Sunny

11. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? — Chocolate

12. Vodka or Jack? — Eugh, both are gross but I’d be more inclined to go with vodka

About You

1. What time is it? —ten past nine at night

2. Name? — Kayla

3. Nicknames? — Kaylarina (my mum only)

4. When is your birthday? — August 29th

5. What do you want? — To get the guy I like to just GET THE GODDAMN HINT ALREADY

6. How many kids do you want? — Three!

7. What would you name a girl? — I always change my mind. It depends on the last name

8. What would you name a boy? — ^^^

9. You want to get married? — Yes of course

10. What kind of music do you like? — A lot

Unique

1. Nervous habits? — Ripping my nails (I don’t bite them anymore), fidgeting, scratching at my skin, biting my lip

2. Are you double-jointed? — In my thumbs

3. Can you roll your tongue? — Nope :’(

4. Can you raise one eyebrow? — Yes

5. Can you cross your eyes? — Yep

Random

1. Which shoe goes on first? — I think I put my right shoe on first I don’t really pay attention to that

2. Ever thrown something at someone? — Yes

3. On average, how much money do you carry with you? — Usually I try to keep at least $10 in there (although it literally buys jack shit) but at the moment I have ZERO DOLLARS in my wallet! Not even 5c! D:

4. What jewelry do you wear? — My earrings.

5. Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? — Twirl. I’ve never met anyone who cuts it!

6. Have you ever eaten Spam? — Not that I can recall but we used to take it to the beach a lot when I was younger so I probably have

7. Favourite ice cream? — I don’t really eat ice cream because it makes me feel sick so mango sorbet :’)

8. How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? — Milo cereal but I don’t know/care about the rest haha

9. Can you cook? — I guess

Last

Alcoholic beverage? — It was a gross mix of tequila and lemonade. My friend asked for the strongest thing she could get for $8 and I tried it and gagged so much

Car ride? — An hour and a half ago. Came home from work. Amazing car ride of two and a half minutes

Movie seen? – The Ringer but I fell asleep halfway through haha

Song played? — I’m currently listening to Take It Back by Ed Sheeran

Person you saw? — Mum/Dad/Brother. One of the above

Time you cried?-  Can’t remember. But I did have a little cry a while back because I just felt like I wasn’t good enough anymore. (I’m over it though. It was just a hormonal thing)

Fight? – Um… probably my eighteenth birthday last year. 

jaclcfrost:

reading a fic and suddenly

juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

stopstealingmynames:

God bless those people who are INCREDIBLE writers but decide to use those skills to write gay fanfiction

hystericalnoisemaker:

citrusshrimp:

lakidaa:

drparisa:

people who like my OCs

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people who know who my OCs are

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people who know that I have OCs

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people who like to know more about my OCs

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asymmetricjester:

ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE

clockworkjohnwatson:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

confusedvantas:

major-trouble:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

And keep in mind:

I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One

And of course

I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours

Also:

I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be

And another:

I Am Not Converting to Satanism I’m Just Researching These Rituals and Mythologies For Writing Purposes

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Updates

Watching: my life crumble
Reading: A Song of Ice and Fire series
Listening to: the sounds of my life falling apart
Working on: Mean