bold what you prefer:

harry or ron or hermione

voldemort or umbridge or bellatrix

james or sirius or remus or peter

mcgonagall or dumbledore or hagrid

dobby or kreacher or winky

luna or ginny or cho

hedwig or errol or pigwidgeon or hermes

quaffle or bludger or snitch

gryffindor or ravenclaw or slytherin or hufflepuff

hallows or horcruxes

hogwarts or beauxbatons or durmstrang

elder wand or invisibility cloak or resurrection stone

O.W.L.s or N.E.W.T.s

quirrell or lockhart or lupin or moody or umbridge or snape or carrow

crabbe or goyle

book 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7

fred or george

romione or dramione or snamione or harmony or other 

owl or cat or toad

draco or harry

felix felicis or amortentia or polyjuice potion

krum or fleur or cedric


50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free





Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.




when u accidently type me instead of my 


accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”


Inventing whole new words when writingimage




What you get when you watch this video:

  • The catchiness of Blurred Lines while maintaining your self-respect
  • An education!

I love this video because

a) it takes the catchy tune of a disgrace of a song and turns it into something glorious

b) includes the line “Get out of the gene pool” and any song with that line deserves everything

we should make this more popular than blurred lines


Charlie Weasley at work in the dragon nursery

Chapter 3 of Mean is up!

I wouldn’t mind a little love on it ;)

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Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.

dont let the fanfic writers see this

too late



Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA






The Greyback Effect

I will always wonder how that child would be…

And one day that that kid would meet Scorpius Malfoy’s son, “Fangs, constantly changing nose, enchanting beauty, red hair, and a baguette?  You must be a Weasley…..”


Knowing his godfather will not approve of skipping class to see The Bent-Winged Snitches, Teddy Lupin calls for some spiritual intervention.

Survey #131 : Personal About Me


Last Person That

1. Slept in your bed besides you? — Does my cat count? Other than that, it would probably have been my cousin haha

2. Saw you cry? — Hmm… I haven’t cried in front of anyone in a while… Maybe when I watched The Fault in Our Stars with my mum?

3. You went to the movies with? — Mum

4. You went out to dinner with? — My friends

5. You talked on the phone to? — My brother

6. Made you laugh? — Myself :P Nah, it was Mum

Would You Rather

1. Pierce your nose or your tongue? — Nose

2. Be serious of be funny? — Funny

3. Drink whole or skimmed milk? — Ew neither

4. Die in a fire or drowning? — I literally think about this all the time and I never have an answer. Like fire would be blistering painful death but drowning would be like all this air pressure and you would be in so much pain and you could see the top of the ocean which would suck because you’re so close but not close enough

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? — Parents! I love them!

Are You?

1. Simple or complicated? — I have no idea… I think I’m rather simple but maybe other people think I’m complicated?

2. Straight, gay or bisexual?✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

3. Tall or short? — Short :( 163 cm (I honestly don’t find it that short but then I meet people and everyone is taller than me so I’m always just like hmmm….)

4. Right handed or left handed? — Right

5. A lover of music or a lover of books? — Both

Do You Prefer

1. Flowers or sweets? — Sweets! You can’t eat flowers!

2. Grey or black? — Grey. I own so many grey clothes and it sucks because I can never wear them together :P

3. Colour photos or black-and-white photos? — Colour

4. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset

5. M&Ms or Skittles? — M&Ms

6. Staying up late or waking up early? — Staying up late

7. Sun or moon? — Sun

8. Winter or Autumn? — Autumn

9. 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? — 2 best friends

10. Rainy or sunny? — Sunny

11. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? — Chocolate

12. Vodka or Jack? — Eugh, both are gross but I’d be more inclined to go with vodka

About You

1. What time is it? —ten past nine at night

2. Name? — Kayla

3. Nicknames? — Kaylarina (my mum only)

4. When is your birthday? — August 29th

5. What do you want? — To get the guy I like to just GET THE GODDAMN HINT ALREADY

6. How many kids do you want? — Three!

7. What would you name a girl? — I always change my mind. It depends on the last name

8. What would you name a boy? — ^^^

9. You want to get married? — Yes of course

10. What kind of music do you like? — A lot


1. Nervous habits? — Ripping my nails (I don’t bite them anymore), fidgeting, scratching at my skin, biting my lip

2. Are you double-jointed? — In my thumbs

3. Can you roll your tongue? — Nope :’(

4. Can you raise one eyebrow? — Yes

5. Can you cross your eyes? — Yep


1. Which shoe goes on first? — I think I put my right shoe on first I don’t really pay attention to that

2. Ever thrown something at someone? — Yes

3. On average, how much money do you carry with you? — Usually I try to keep at least $10 in there (although it literally buys jack shit) but at the moment I have ZERO DOLLARS in my wallet! Not even 5c! D:

4. What jewelry do you wear? — My earrings.

5. Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? — Twirl. I’ve never met anyone who cuts it!

6. Have you ever eaten Spam? — Not that I can recall but we used to take it to the beach a lot when I was younger so I probably have

7. Favourite ice cream? — I don’t really eat ice cream because it makes me feel sick so mango sorbet :’)

8. How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? — Milo cereal but I don’t know/care about the rest haha

9. Can you cook? — I guess


Alcoholic beverage? — It was a gross mix of tequila and lemonade. My friend asked for the strongest thing she could get for $8 and I tried it and gagged so much

Car ride? — An hour and a half ago. Came home from work. Amazing car ride of two and a half minutes

Movie seen? – The Ringer but I fell asleep halfway through haha

Song played? — I’m currently listening to Take It Back by Ed Sheeran

Person you saw? — Mum/Dad/Brother. One of the above

Time you cried?-  Can’t remember. But I did have a little cry a while back because I just felt like I wasn’t good enough anymore. (I’m over it though. It was just a hormonal thing)

Fight? – Um… probably my eighteenth birthday last year. 


reading a fic and suddenly


i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional


God bless those people who are INCREDIBLE writers but decide to use those skills to write gay fanfiction


Watching: my life crumble
Reading: A Song of Ice and Fire series
Listening to: the sounds of my life falling apart
Working on: Mean